October 12, ooooooh

Thankfully the Mental Godzilla does not practice real journalism. If he did, then he would have to obey some journalistic ethics, just like all the people at Fox. Since this beast is not restrained by such foolishness, he is now reporting, based on a rumor heard from a friend at a bar, that on October 12, VPOTUS Cheney will leave the ticket. His new physician will declare him unfit. Bush will then tap McCain to be his running mate, just 3.5 weeks before the election.

The rumor apparently stems from someone who is related to McCain or some such. While I am n ot sure how much i believe it, cause McCain already turned Bush down in 2000, and he HATES Bush, it is probable since Bush knows he is floundering and that McCain is more loved than he is.

Basically if this does happen, the Mental Godzilla wants a fucking Emmy or shit. Remember you heard it here first.