My dream job

Now, you must all understand that the two things I hate the most in life are responsibility and accountability. I would much rather just be left alone to do what I must do, but at the same time be completely invincible to complaints that I am completely worthless, however true those complaints may be.


So, this morning I decided that my dream job would be to work for the Bush administration. The New York Times is reporting today that Iraq has had no WMD since the 1990's. Cheney the other night dismissed a connection between 9/11 and Iraq, so now all of our major reasons for invading have been discredited. But has anyone in this administration gotten in trouble??


NO!


See? no accountability or responsibility at all in this administration. It would be great, I would wake up 1030 everyday, work really half-assed, say lewd things to the females....