My Head is Sore From Slamming it into Walls

So, welcome to the United States, a land of fag-hatin', gun-totin', dip-spittin', jesus-freaks.

Time to seriously consider getting "I Did Not Vote Bush" tattooed over my heart.

In other news, here are some special thank yous the mental godzilla told me to send out:

Thank you Michael Moore, without your massively profitable "documentary" there is no way every fucking churchgoer east of Pennsylvania would have voted.

Thank you to the main stream media, for making issues out of non-issues and basically dumbing down America as hard as you possibly could.

and finally,

a huge thank you to all 80% of my generation who got too stoned to make it to a voting booth. way to balance out that church vote, guys. I mean, why vote when apathy and bong-rips beckon.

See ya all in China, at least there the authoritarian regime is honest about its intentions.